Blame love. Blame god. Blame luck. Blame death. Blame life. Blame the government. Blame Bollywood. Blame religion. Blame traffic jams. Blame the weather. Blame the shitheads you work with. Blame the shitheads you work for. Blame filmstars. Blame models. Blame the tax department. Blame the car you drive. Blame music lyrics. Blame the Cheshire cat. Blame greeting cards. Blame your mom in law. Blame your job. Blame the TV set. Blame mom. Blame dad. Blame the cleaner. Blame literary fuckheads. Blame politicians. Blame money. Blame college. Blame rockstars. Blame the handicapped. Blame that salesman. Blame Simon, Jim, Elvis. Blame the Beatles. Blame mobile phones. Blame the heat. Blame your highschool teacher. Blame the ring. Blame vodka. Blame Kafka. Blame August. Blame Valentines day. Blame time. Blame the mirror. Blame the aliens.
Blame myself.
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